Тут, вроде, несколько дней назад проскакивало предупреждение от Брюса Хейли, что на слонe, в шортах колко, нет?
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27. While on the subject of shorts, also never wear them when you are riding an Asian elephant: between murderous razor-blade hair and the infernal cloud of biting flies constantly swarming the poor beast, you will think you’re in one of Dante’s Circles of Hell.....